janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

gio1x1:

I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”

Bottled up emotions

Bottled up emotions

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

vistale:

Cutest puppy ever

vistale:

Cutest puppy ever

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine